Transiting the Panama Canal...Floating Frat House Style!

Current Locaion:  Shelter Bay Marina (outside Colon, Panama).

Please excuse the editing errors in this blog entry. I'm tired and don't have the energy to revise.

99% of the our friends and people who have transited the Canal described their passages with words like “boring, “easy” and the one that gave me most comfort, “not a big deal at all!!!”. Unfortunately, none of us aboard Knee Deep will be able to use these terms to illustrate our voyage through the Panama Canal.

Perhaps my complaining and moaning about Panama was destined to come back and bite me in the butt or maybe the local ferry and barge drivers have fun messing with sailboats.  In either case, I can state with complete certainty that our Canal transit was “eventful”, “difficult”, “stressful” and as life experiences go, “a very big deal!!”

Maybe the following conversations should have been a warning about the way the Canal is currently run, but I was completely oblivious that it was foreshadowing for our experience to come.

The day before our transit we called the scheduling office as instructed.  This is the conversation I had, word for word, with an official of the Canal Authority:

Ring-ring….

Molly: Hello, we are scheduled to go through the Canal tomorrow. What time should we be ready to pick up our advisor?

Panama Canal Official: Well, let’s see. Uh, what it your vessels name?

Molly: Knee Deep

Panama Canal Official: Well, I guess you’ll be coming from Cristobal then? (the other side of the Canal)

Molly: Uh, no. We are coming from Panama City.

Panama Canal Official: Oh. Huh, well, um, hmmmm…..how about 8:30 a.m?

Molly: Ok (rattled by the casual tone and uncertainty in his voice, she paused a bit and decided to ask again). So we are to be ready at 8:30 a.m. for the arrival of our advisor?

Panama Canal Official: Yes.

Molly: Thank you. So that is 8:30 a.m. tomorrow, Wednesday, March 6th?

Panama Canal Official: Yes.

Molly: Should we call in the morning to confirm this?

Panama Canal Official: Uh, well, hmmm, that sounds like a good idea.

Molly: Ok

Having spent the last two months in this country, I was well versed in how things go. It was a good idea to call and confirm the date and time. So a few hours later, I asked Ben to call again.

Ring-ring…..

Ben: Hi, I’m calling to confirm the arrival time of our advisor for the transit through the Canal tomorrow.

Panama Canal Official: Ok. What is the name of your vessel?

Ben: Knee Deep

Panama Canal Official: Let’s see, how about 8:00 a.m. Yeah, 8:00 o’clock.

Ben: Ok. We are in the La Playita anchorage, should we wait for him here?

Panama Canal Official: Sure.

Ben: Thank you.

Now, I’m no stickler for formalities, but the above conversations seemed a bit too casual for me. It was like they allowed stoner surfer dude, Spicoli from Fast Times At Ridgemont High to answer their phones that day.

At this point I was completely sure that the actual guy I needed to talk to had stepped away from his desk to go pee and asked his buddy to pick up the phone in case it rang. So I called back later that night around 11:00 pm.

Ring-ring….

Molly: Hello, I’m calling to confirm arrival time of our advisor tomorrow for tour transit through the Canal.

Panama Canal Official: What is the name of your vessel?

Molly: Knee Deep

Panama Canal Official: Ok. Let me check on that, please.

Molly: Thank you. (it appeared she had reached someone a bit more “official”. Perhaps the nightshift took their jobs more seriously)

Panama Canal Official: Yes, please proceed to Buoy 2 outside the channel at 7:30 a.m. Your advisor will be brought to your boat by 8:00 a.m.

Molly: Thank you very much.

I will be the first to admit; as the time approached I was starting to worry a bit and was just ready to get it all over with.  As alarms were set and coffee prepared, we slept through the night with visions of a peaceful transit dancing in our heads. So at 7:30 a.m. with our crew aboard, we hoisted our anchor and motored a quarter of a mile out to the channel marker Number 2.  

The cast of characters in this drama are as follows:

Captain: Ben

First Mate: Molly

Our permanent crew: Mickey and J.P.

Hired hands (well, they were free and also agreed to the horrendous working conditions): Michael, our single handing sailor friend aboard Epiphany, my dad (Jerry), and Ben’s mom (Sally).

Apparently the only requirement for line handling is to be over the age of twelve and have the ability to tie a bowline knot.  My dad and mother-in-law met the Canal Authority’s requirements and also ours….they were willing to pay for their trip down here, were flexible with dates and willing to live aboard a small sailboat for two days.



The crew for Knee Deep's Panama Canal transit.  Complete with uniforms!!

Once we reached Buoy #2, we radioed the Canal traffic tower to inform them we were ready and in position to receive our Canal advisor. The official confirmed that he saw us and we were told to hold our position and wait. We were soon joined by our acquaintances and fellow sailors Joyeaux who were also transiting that day.

At 9:30 a.m. a boat approached and dropped off our advisor, Edwin. And so the adventure began. If you would like to hear a story of peaceful and calm events, you may not want to read on. This is not a story of happy sailors, or people who are confident in the abilities of people employed by or running the Panama Canal. It is quite to opposite….there also may be foul language involved.

We greeted Edwin with high hopes of a “tranquillo” transit and we began motoring up the channel towards the first lock. Let me reiterate as I said in my last blog post, that our small boats are used as filler in the locks, often tied up to tugboats and put in with large tankers or cruise ships. So we were not surprised when informed we would be side tied to a ferry with our fellow sailboat Joyouex. This is called a “nesting” situation. We were placed in the back of the lock behind an enormous barge.

As we motored into the first lock, the ferry full of tourists tied up to the side wall.  Joyeaux then threw their lines to the ferry crew and then we proceeded to tie up alongside Joyeaux. We were informed by our advisor that the plan was to untie from each other, proceed to the next lock and then tie up again in the same formation. At this point, I turned to someone and said, “You know, I think I changed my mind.  This is kinda like being pregnant; it seemed like a good idea at the time, but when it comes down to the day to actually having the baby, not such a good idea”.

All was well and went smoothly with the lock filling with water.  After about 10 minutes, the lock doors opened and we awaited our advisors o.k. to untie from each other.  The ferry driver had confirmed with our advisor that he would blow his horn as a signal for us to start untying. 

Unfortunately, there was no horn blowing.  The ferry inexplicably took off like a bat out of hell with both of us sailboats tied alongside it. As we scrambled to get untied, all hopes of heading straight into the next lock were lost. Our bow peeled off and was pushed over by the prop wash (causing an extremely strong current) of the ferry and the huge barge ahead of us.  As a result, we were now doing 3-60’s towards the back of the lock and unfortunately, so was the other sailboat, Joyeaux. As Ben explained it, “It’s like we were little bath toys being pushed around in the bathtub”.

The next few minutes were spent trying to get control of our boat, fending off the side walls of the lock and avoiding collision with our fellow sailboat that was also turning circles in the lock. I watched as their bow crashed into the wall, cringing at the sound of the loud, “Crunch!!”. Amazingly their anchor took the brunt of the hit and no damage sustained. At one point I remember looking up at the ferry during the chaos to see smiling tourists snapping pictures of the scene, completely oblivious to the danger we were in. I was a bit envious and someday I’m sure I will find this amusing, but not today and probably not tomorrow.

It is during these moments of cruising that I wish I was Dorothy from Wizard of Oz. To get out of a bad situation I just want to click my heels and say, “There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home!!”Unfortunately, this never works and I was now forced to stay aboard and proceed to the second lock.

As we motored ahead, our advisor, Edwin communicated on the radio with the ferry driver and other advisors, trying to figure out what had gone wrong. There was no clear explanation and I was shocked at lack of clear communication with each other.  It was apparent that Edwin (our advisor) was frustrated and worked diligently to get answers. Although we still do not have a clear explanation of why it happened, it appears the Canal workers at the top of the lock walls untied the ferry too early. This would explain his taking off without warning, but this was never confirmed or denied.



Approaching the Bridge of Americas. The first lock is 5 miles beyone this point.

Container ship passing us in the channel on the way to the first set oflocks.

Tugboats assist the enormous ships through the Canal.

The green and orange arrow that signals which lock is o.k. to enter.

Tying up to the ferry with Edwin, our first day advisor.  Ben is smiling still, so we must still be in the first lock.

Mickey watching the water fill up our lock.

Lock doors behind us. The boys were troopers during the transit. They spent most of the time down below to avoid the

chaos.

I have to say, just writing this is blog exhausting and stressful, so from here I’ll give you some highlights. Ben plans to write a blog with all the technical details.

Unfortunately, we now had to proceed to the second lock in the same formation.  The ferry waited for us to untie this time, but the prop wash from barge in front of us was too strong.  We later learned that he was in huge hurry and was gunning his engine to get through quickly.  He actually tired to jam his way into the third lock without permission and threatened to file a complaint.  Here’s the kicker…..the barge was a Panama Canal working boat.  Unbelievable!

Another interesting observation was that the advisors we encountered seem to think our sailboats maneuvered like power boats and had no idea of our abilities.  So as we untied from the ferry and Ben drove the engine as hard as he could, we peeled off and we were doing 3-60’s again down to the back wall of the lock. Edwin, our advisor yelled to give it more power with Ben staring at him in disbelief and yelling, “What do you think I’m doing?  This is all I’ve got!”  Our boat was just too light to handle the current the barge was putting out with his prop wash.

Understanding that we were completely overpowered by the current, Edwin requested that they put the barge behind us in the third lock.  Because of this, we were able to maneuver out of the lock without any problems. So we began our motor through the Gaillard Cut and across Lake Gatun, where we would spend the night.  As we decompressed from the drama, we asked our advisor if this is a typical day for him.  He replied laughing, “No!  I’ve been doing this five years and this is the most exciting one ever!”

Lucky us!

On Lake Gatun, there are enormous mooring balls, nicknamed “cheese balls” where we tied up for the evening.  A pilot boat came to pick up our advisors and we said good-bye to Edwin, thanking him for his assistance.  A new advisor would be dropped off the next day for our descent down the final three locks.

I’ll let Ben describe the second day in detail, but here are some highlights:

·         Around 1:30 p.m., a pilot boat arrived delivering us our new advisor, Francisco. 

·         We proceeded to the locks, Francisco instructs us to tie up to the concrete wall bow first to await entry to first lock.

·         Ben refuses, saying that we need to tie up both stern and bowline…another example of advisors not knowing sailboats.

·         Panama worker slowly walks up to take our lines, the other worker who was supposed to take our stern line, stops and walks away to take a phone call.  Leaving Michael and I to hold onto the concrete wall while the other sloth-like worker meandered around, slowly securing lines.

·         We are informed we will be tying up to a ferry again…crew aboard Knee Deep not happy.

·         Tie up to another tourist ferry (only us this time).  An enormous container ship is behind us.

·         First lock no problem.  We are ecstatic

·         Second lock, we untie from ferry, he jams his engine in forward creating a huge rooster tail in the lock. We are pushed around again like a bath toy.

·         Our advisor, Francisco, tells Ben to put boat in reverse (completely wrong advice…sailboats don’t maneuver well in reverse).

·         Proceed into third lock, Ben calls out ferry driver and asks him, “What the f---- he was doing?”

·          Ferry driver not amused, neither is the Panama Canal advisor on board. Captain Ben does not seem to care.

·         We ask our useless advisor, Francisco who has said nothing so far to request the ferry to give it less power.

·         Francisco says he can’t do anything and says we have to go faster. Not possible since we are gunning our engine as hard as we can.

·         Officials now have assigned the huge tugboat with a student driver on board to go in front of us.

·         We are baffled by this decision since they just saw us battle the prop wash from ferry.  There will be more current.

·         We ask Francisco, if we can tie to tug instead. He says no.

·         We ask Francisco if we can wait a minute to let the tug prop wash subside before proceeding out of the lock. He says no and tells us to follow directly behind the tugboat.

·          After more convincing, Francisco actually used his radio and asks if the line handlers aboard the ferry wait to untie us so we can get some distance from tugboat. The request is granted.

·         Third lock doors open. Tugboat is untying in front of us.

·         Molly looks back at stern line. Ferry line handler has united us without permission from his advisor and the stern of our boat is now floating into middle of lock, going perpendicular to ferry, while our bowline is still tied to ferry.

·         Swearing at ferry line handler ensues.  We get bowline untied, Ben somehow straightens boat out and we bolt out of third lock.

Welcome to the Caribbean.  I should have taken the train!

Fireboat spraying water as we exited the third lock on Day #1.

The dreaded ferry we tied up to on Day 1.  If we had cannons we would have put one across his bow just for fun!

The barge they finally put behind us to avoid the prop wash. This guys was in a huge hurry!!

Beginning of the lock filling with water. The water fills from the bottom creating round pools of water that looked like bubbling lava.

Lock halfway full.

We are nearing the top of the lock....ugh, now it's time to exit.

Rock star, Mickey in the Gallaird Cut.

After it was all over, I approached our advisor and had this conversation with him:

Molly: Was that a canal employee who released the stern line with out permission on the ferry?

Francisco: No

Molly:  He should be fired. He just put many lives at risk.

Francisco:  (with a half smile on his face and shrugging): It’s not my fault. He is the one who did it.

Molly:  Any way you can inform the Canal Authority that the ferry company is employing line handlers that don’t know what they are doing?

Francisco:  No

Molly uses great restraint, walking away mumbling and cursing under her breath.

From this experience we have learned several lessons: 

1. We are the captains of our boat. Advisors are only there to “advise”.  
2. They do not understand the capabilities of a sailboat. Fight for our position, do not be passive and assume they know what to do with our boat.
3. They do not particularly care if we are damaged or not. We signed our life away.
4. Panama culture is at work. Know this and be your own advocate.
5. Have calm and grounded crew who did not freak out in times of complete chaos aboard to assist in clutch situations (all of our crew was great). If you can, have experienced crew aboard that have sailed on boats before.
6. There is a definite hierarchy involved in the Panama Canal, know that advisors are outranked by pilots and will avoid any confrontation with them to preserve their jobs. To quote our first day advisor, Edwin, “they are untouchable”.

As we drove away from Canal, beers were deployed to all the crew to calm our trembling hands.  Francisco never entered our cockpit again and chose to stay on the foredeck.  The only person who spoke to him again was my kind and forgiving father, who went up to talk with him.

At one point Ben pointed out that we didn’t know where we should drop off our advisor, Francisco.

Ben: Where are we supposed to drop this guy off?

Molly: I think we are supposed to throw him overboard, maybe throw him life ring and the efficient and organized Canal Authority will eventually pick him up. (Not really at all kidding and tempted to carry out her plan).

Ben: Chuckle, chuckle. Should we bring him to the marina where we are going?

Molly: Do you want me to go ask him?

Ben, Michael and Sally (simultaneously): NOOOO!!

Michael: I think it would be better if I go ask him.

Molly: I’m not really going to throw him overboard, you know.

Michael: Yeah, but I don’t think we want you asking him, “Where in the he## do we drop you a## off?”

Molly: Good point.

Here is where I apologized to all of the crew for letting my anger get the best of me and I began to calm down a bit.

Michael replied, “That’s o.k.  You’re Irish.  They should know better than to mess with an Irish woman’s home.”

Well said, my friend!

So we didn’t throw Francisco, the useless Panamanian Canal advisor overboard, we just let him silently board the pilot boat that came along side of us. With a sigh of good riddance and relief that the ordeal was finally over, we opened our beers and headed for Shelter Bay Marina.

Not the experience I was looking for, but like all things in life, they happen for a reason. It’s just too early for me to tell you what knowledge I have gained.  I’m still brewing with anger over the complete disregard for the safety of small vessels and the fact they put my family and friends at risk.

Mickey actually found me staring at the wall with my mouth hanging wide open on our way to the marina and asked, “Are you o.k.? Are you going to burp or something?”

I replied, “No, but I think I may have Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome.”

Until that dissipates, I won’t be able to completely articulate what was learned by this experience, other than our boat is in the Caribbean and I am that much closer to exiting this country I have chosen to reside in for the past few months.

And that’s the thing that keeps me from going totally berserk…I’m a visitor here, trying to navigate through a culture I have struggled to understand and to be completely honest, dislike very much. Ben and I agree we will not be returning anytime soon.  I can whine and moan about things like the Canal operation to the shenanigans of government officials, but in the end, I chose to be here. And now I can choose to leave….that’s the beauty of living on a sailboat. Catch some wind and you are on your way again!!!

To read about another account of the trip by our friend Michael (our line handler that saved our butt many times that day), go to http://www.thefloatingmonkey.com/index.php/the-monkey-blog.html 

Cheers,

Molly 

Ben doing some tightrope walking on Lake Gatun.

Papa on the giant Cheese Ball on Lake Gatun.

Day #2.  Gatun Locks opening.

The enormous containter ship behind us in the lock on Day #2

One of our 3-60's we did in the lock....as recorded by our chart plotter.

I have no idea what he is smiling about!! The InvincebleCaptain Ben was awesome!

Panamal Canal Transit - Update

Current Location:  Panama City, Panama (still....get us the heck out of here!!)

YES!!! It finally happened....we have an offical day of departure for the Caribbean, Wednesday, March 6th. Adios Pacific and Panama City, hello reggae, steel drums, even clearer blue waters and more consisitent wind (well, we hope). 

 

We have a date....March 6th!!!

As you have deducted by now, we are ready to move on and depart Panama (more on that later).  The official from the Admeasurer office visited us on our boat a week ago Friday, where he measured and evaluated our vessel to  ensure it was capabale of navigating the Canal.  All went well and the next step was to pay our tranist fees. The breakdown of cost for our 38 foot sailboat follows:

Transit fee for boat up to 50 feet:  $800
TVI Inspection Charge:  $54
Security Charge:  $130
Buffer Fee:  $891
TOTAL COST UP FRONT:  $1875

Refund expected:  $891

The buffer fee works as a type of security deposit just in case we cannot make it through in the scheduled time frame (i.e. engine failure, etc).  Apparently, if we are delayed due to the Canal Authority, there is no charge. It states in the documents that we will be refunded the money within 2 to 3 weeks, but this being Panama, we are not holding our breath. Ironically, they transfer the refund into our bank account...huh?

But here is the REALLY interesting part.....they do NOT accept credit cards, wire transfers, or any other form of payment.  It's old school down here, cold hard cash only, baby!! So this presented a few challenges for us.

Where do we withdraw $2,000 where there are no Bank of Americas??
How do we avoid getting mugged while traipsing through the streets of Panama City?
Where do we hide it on the boat while awaiting our trip to the Administration Office?

Might as well draw a big, fat target that says, "Stupid gringo on his way to the Canal Authority with the equivelant of a Panamanian's annual pay".  We decided to take out $500 each day for four days....hiding the stash in J.P.'s stinky, musty clothes closet.  If we got robbed we would be comforted by the fact the banditos suffered through that mess.

I am happy to report that all went well with Ben delivering the wad of twenties without incident.  As a result we were able to call in and get our transit date.  Since the traffic in the Panama Canal has decreased (less shipping due to world economy down, etc.), we were able to leave within two days.  We politely declined and asked for a date farther out since we had family coming to be line handers. Surprisingly he asked what day we wanted and were granted our request for Wednesday, March 6th.


The fees inspired me to research other modes of transport over the Isthmus of Panama:

Taxi Cab:  $50  (one hour)
Bus: $2.50  (hour and a half)
Train: $25 (one hour)
Sailboat:  $1875 (two days)

So not the most practical or inexpensive way to transport oneself from Panama City to Colon, but then again the Doolittles are not the portrait of convention!!

 

We will be going through the Canal with huge vessels like this cruise ship or enormous tankers.

 

Mickey doing his research report on World War II.  As he was writing, we looked up and saw.....

 

....a battleship coming from the Panama Canal, driving by the anchorage! 

 

 

 

We need to get Captain Ben out of Panama City before he goes broke putting money in the swear bank.

 

 

Our transit will probably take two days with the Canal Advisor being dropped off on our boat Wednesday morning and helps us navigate through the first set of locks ( a couple of hours).  Most of our time transiting the Canal will be spent motoring across Gatun Lake. Once on the other side, we will tie up to an enormous mooring ball called a "Cheeseball" and stay the night.  In the morning, a new advisor is dropped off (they do not stay the night on the boat) and we spend the next few hours transiting the locks down to the Caribbean.

This is all subject to many variables, of course.  For instnace, we may be scheduled for a night transit or they could start us at sunrise and hurry us through in one day.  Apparently, boats should be prepared for many different scenarios. We are ready for anything, because if  there is one thing our sailing adventures have taught us, it is patience and flexibility.

If you'd like to watch us transit through, here is the webcam for the Panama Canal.  I will try and post a more specific time on the blog on March 6th.

http://www.pancanal.com/eng/photo/camera-java.html


So there you have it, some useful information for anyone considering a transit through the Panama Canal via small boat (or "Line Handling Vessels" as they call us).  We will be sharing locks with enormous tankers and cruise ships whose fare I assume are astronomically higher than our measly pittance fee.  Basically we serve as the little popcorn styrofoam filler to the huge, precious, money maker vessels that navigate the Canal every day. During the inspection, the official actually seemed shocked that we had radar on board and chuckled out loud when Ben stated that we did not have an AIS system (technology that allows ships to identify other boats on the water. It is used in high traffic areas or nightime navigation).

And now another edition of the.....THE FLOATING FRAT HOUSE FOLLIES:

J.P. disappeard into this V-berth one day with a pencil and notebook informing us, "Don't bother me for a while. I'm working on something."

A few minutes later he emerges and presents us with an illustration of a large fish with a royal crown on its head.  This is what he wrote:

THE FIRE SHARK 259

This is the Fire Shark 259 called the Rich King Fish. It is full of diamonds, gold and money.  It eats anything. It's owner is born with a crown and it grows whenever it's owner grows.  It has razor sharp teeth and a powerful butt for gas.  Length 10 to 1,502 feet.

I gotta say.....the House Mother really hopes to see this fish while snorkeling in the Caribbean!!!

Cheers,
Molly











 

Quick Update from Panama City + Taboga Island Photos

Current Location:  Panama City, Panama

I have a couple of blog entries started regarding our time in the Las Perlas and navigating the metropolis of Panama City...but between home schooling and prepping the boat for the Panama Canal transit, I can't seem to find the time to finish.  So here is an update of what we are up to currently.

Every day we watch enormous tankers and cruise ships drive by our anchorage here in Playita as they go to and from the Canal.  Like big, teasing bullies we must tolerate their taunting until it is our turn to venture through what the American Society of Civil Engineers has named, one of the seven wonders of the modern world.   How's that for intimidating??

Since the cost is approximately $2,000 we have been cooling our heels here, while squirling away our nuts (Balboas aka US Dollars).  Back in December, we checked into the country of Panama, but had no idea it would be so expensive ($750), the most costly so far. Even more the more popular and touristy hot spot, Costa Rica, cost less to acquire a cruising permit and get our passport stamped.

Our check in process is a story in itself and will have to wait for another time, but it did involve an official pocketing cash for an inspection fee, which never took place (in his defense.....it WAS two days before Christmas, so maybe he needed some cash to buy presents for all of his big breasted, topless girlfriends.  I know this because they were proudly displayed in photos at his desk.  As an afterthought, maybe if my boobs were bigger, he wouldn't have embezzled money from us?). To be clear, all of the countries we have checked into have had straight forward procedures with fees that were quite reasonable and official.  This was our only negative experience with immigration or customs to date.

As I type this, Ben and the boys are off to the Panama Canal Authority to pay our transit fee, so tonight we should have an assigned date to go through.  Happy, excited, stressed, scared and relieved are just a few words that come to mind as I anticipate this big event.  Ben's mom, Sally, and my dad, Jerry will be flying down to act as line handlers.  We look forward to spending time with family and sharing this amazing experience (and also spend in their air-conditioned hotel rooms, swim in the pool and shower with hot water...ah, a cruiser's life!).  If anyone would like to join us, we may need another person.  Send us an e-mail if you would like more information.

We can't wait to get to the Caribbean side and start exploring!!  If anybody is interested in our rough timeline, we plan to head to the San Blas Islands in March and then make our way up to Belize, Mexico and then to Florida.  Again, if you would like to come crew on the boat and sail any of these waters, just let us know.  We love to have visitors!

Once on the East Coast, we will sell the boat in Annapolis and then drive across the country during the summer. We have promised Mickey we would visit a bunch of baseball parks in the U.S.  Then back in California by the end of summer!

That's about it for now....here are some photos of our time at Isla Taboga a couple weeks ago (an hour sail from Panama City). 

Cheers!
Molly

FLOATING FRAT HOUSE FOLLIES:

OOOPS! I almost forgot about the blog's new feature!!  I have come to realize these stories don't always reflect well on my parenting abilities.  Please withhold any judgment until a later date....like when my kids are fully grown and are in therapy.

Mickey and Molly's task for the day was to go to the grocery store.  Not an easy feat for someone without a car, living on a sailboat in a foreign country.  All went well until the cab drive home (Panama City cabs = headache, ulcers, quarreling..see former blog post). 

Before leaving the store, all parties had an agreed upon price, but as they were nearing their destination, the driver wanted more cash.  Molly politely declined and said he had already agreed upon the cost.  The quarreling and quibbling, which included bullying and yelling from the driver, continued until they reached the drop off point.  Mickey, now adept at unloading groceries from taxi cabs while his mother fights with cab drivers, completed his task quite efficiently. 

The driver now realizing he was not going to get more money from the now shrieking and angry Molly, sneered and said in Spanish, "Ok, how about a beer instead?".  

Being the class act she is.....Molly chucked a can of beer at his head and he drove off chuckling.  As the cab is departing, Molly, who has now completely succumbed to her Irish anger and in the presence of her 11 year old, rattles off,
"F- - -  you, ass- - - -!"

Obviously she had completely lost her cool and as the anger subsided realized what she had done.  As a result, she turned to Mickey and said sincerely, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that. I was just sooo angry and lost my cool."

Mickey (patting his mother's shoulder sympathetically):  "That's ok, mom. It's just a shame he didn't understand you. You should really learn how to swear in Spanish."

And that is all for now from the Floating Frat House....

 

Anchored off Isla Taboga, usually a sleepy little island that attracts weekenders, who swim and barbecue on the beach. However, it was Carnaval (which is BIG here in Panama) and the music played until 5:00 am. We can confirm that sound does travel really well across water!

 

 

 

 

J.P. helping dad fix the outboard engine.  It's just another way to earn allowance on the Floating Frat House.

 

 

 

 

A view of the anchorage from Taboga. Knee Deep is second from the right.

 

 

 

Loved the small, colorful houses on the island. Note the telephone booth on the right.  They are all over the place here and they work!  The boys now know what one looks like.

 

 

 

 

Two Panamanian kids carrying a cooler down to the beach, which contained.......wait for it........

 

 

 

.....FISH and a large knife! They were headed to the beach to meet the family for a barbecue. I loved the fact they were roaming the small streets of this village with the family meal. 

 

 

 

While we walkd around the island, two little boys took up residence in our dinghy.  They were pretending to drive and used it as a jungle gym.

 

Homemade cinnamon rolls and coffee is always good way to start the day.

 

 

"Escuela Benjamin.." a.ka. Benjamin School.  Is this a school for tall, skinny sailors?? Or maybe they teach people how to convince their spouses to live on a sailboat with two young children?? Brilliant!!

 

 

Apparently people from all nations love to be wildly pulled around on a big, yellow inflatable banana! This our friend's boat, Sundancer being buzzed by the banana.

 

Second oldest church in the Western Hemisphere.  It was locked so it was another church where we were unable to go inside.  Should I be worried?? Maybe God's trying to tell us something.

 

 

 

The anchorage at Taboga with Panama City in the background.  Also, note the enormous tankers anchored offshore.

 

 

The old church, complete with soccer field in front.